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Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
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This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.
Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"
Randy: "Nice man!"
Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
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oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance
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When a female sexual partner "squirts" on your Persian rug. In reference to The Big Lebowski and the Chinaman urinating on the rug that pulled the room together.
"Dude, why is your rug wet?"
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
Cricketing term. Left arm leg-spin. Generally undertaken by fat, balding, bearded, perverted men in lower cricketing grades.
“Oy Richo, there’s ALWAYS one before drinks. Bring me on to throw a few reft arm Chinaman’s down”
The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!
A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.
It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.
Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?
Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.
*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)