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Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 19, 2004

54๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jigaboo Clues

Subliminal clues that you try to notice from unsuspecting individuals at a party or social gathering after you make a statement that includes an intentional racial slur. The point of doing this is to judge the reaction of your peers to find out if its acceptable to use these slurs at free will and not have the fear of offending anyone.

Josh: Alex, can i say nigger here?
Alex: I dont know, find some jigaboo Clues..
Josh: (to everyone at the party) Man!! Ben Wallace is a bigg nigg!!!
Person From The Party: "YEAAAAA.. THAT NIGGA'S HUGE"
Person From The Party 2: "THATS A GIANT NIGGA FO SHO!!"
Josh: Cool, we're safe.
Alex: Ok, thanks for checking. I owe ya one, i almost forgot to check."
Josh: No problem, Nigga!

by partysafetyfirst February 5, 2009

62๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


dj clue

A DJ from New York. DJ clue was born in Jamaica, Queens and began mixing tapes. He has been fucking up songs by putting all the information about the song in a reverb voice and needlessly putting "Desert Storm!" and "New shit from DMX/Ja Rule/LL Cool J/ Jadakiss/etc". His "remixes" are what you almost always get in p2p

Ruff Ryders: World War III
"yeah. The world Famous. DJ Clue. Desert Storm. The great ones. Part three. Fuck'em all. I'm gonna get rest in peace. MN timberwolves. Rest in peace dog.(20 second pause---->) Y'all know how we do. Strictly new shit. You know run this. Kna'mean? Act like you want it. NEW SHIT! Ruff Ryders! Snoop Dog! Jadakiss! Scarface! Yung One!

Start the song already! 55 seconds of bull-shit so I can hear him scream Desert Storm at the worst possible moment? God wants humanity to suffer!

by Gubgubkolkol April 7, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blues Clues

Like the show Blues Clues, you search for clues to sum up your overall answer. Blues Clues relationship-wise is when a female or male goes around searching for "clues" and asking others about their significant other cheating on them and flirting with other people and like the show, the clue is often right in their face which is the person doing the cheating and they already knew about it. No one has time to play Blues Clues especially with a dude name Steve

Girl: "Umm excuse me...but has my man been talking to you? He does this all the time with other females and tends to lead them on"
Me: "Girl, ain't no one has time to play Blues Clues with "your man." Him cheating on you is the obvious clue and the answer right in your face.

by Teelee2 March 13, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dj clue

Some retard from mtv (that i think got fired recently) that ruins songs.

Yo Yo Yo this is Dj Clue aka Dessert Storm live from the 718
Kanye West wit da new college dropout cd. Cop dat join its hot. holla back

by dingle June 3, 2004

91๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clue-Brick

When a person really needs to get a clue, but he is so dense and/or stubborn that the only way he would get it (i.e. comprehend) is if the clue was launched directly at his head via a brick.

"It doesn't matter how much you argue with that guy, he's such a Neanderthal it would take a clue-brick to even get through to him. DUH!!"

by Kal El's Clone April 27, 2012