Something you say when you're mad
Harvey Levin: Hey, you are just hired for Anti-Help Jennette McCurdy
John: I don't wanna work here, jerk.
Harvey Levin: You're just crap.
Edward: YOU CRAPPIN' CRAPPED JENNETTE MCCURDY, YOU BACKSTABBING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting
1. damn i just took a massive crap
2. crap i burned myself
3. hes crap. literal crap.
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The first flush toilet was invented by a man whose last name was "Crapper" in Europe. During WWI American soliders started saying, "I am going to the crapper", or "I am going to take a crap"
During WWI American soliders started saying, "I am going to the crapper", or "I am going to take a crap"
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(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.
He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.
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your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)
"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."
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1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.
2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).
My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.
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