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Highly revered and worshiped higher power of many Alcoholics Anonymous members.
Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.
something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)
FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"
-See 'Safety'
<Poot!>
"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"
-Also see safety.
A fan of the doors (door) and someone who is into british rock music (knob).
person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk
shut up, doorknob
A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.
She said she was so horny, she'd fuck a doorknob. I told her she could give me a turn!
The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.
"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"
"No, what happened?"
"He got doorknobed."
"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"