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While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!
My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!
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when a man and a women eat each others butts out(prefibly in a 69 position) and then engage in a long french kiss.
i was feelin frisky so me and my gurl engaged in an el paso pile driver.
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after creating a gaping asshole, a person must then fill said gape, with mucus, urine, animal organs/feces, and one can of bushes baked beans. The gaper must then eat the chili bowl out of the gapies orifice.
guy 1: Man that chick is a dime
guy 2: I know, I wish i could give her an el paso chili bowl.
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In 2004 El Paso and Gridley high schools consolidated becoming the EPGHS Titans. El Paso and Gridley are rural communities in the midst of corn and soybean fields. The two schools were rivals for decades before becoming one entity.
My best friend went to El Paso-Gridley High School and he’s the smartest person I know!
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When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️
I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower
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The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.
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A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.
Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”