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The anime definition of Jumping the shark
The phrase comes from the Anime Samurai Flamenco . During episode 7 when after the previous 6 episodes establish that series was about a normal guy trying to become a Super hero in a realistic world. Midway through the episode during a drug bust, a random criminal suddenly transforms into a Guillotine Gorilla and kills a few officers. Since that point the show continued to escalate and completely changed the tone of the series.
I stopped watching this show after they pulled a Guillotine Gorilla. It was never the same again.
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saying you use when a girl has a hot body but a nasty face.
"Oh shit, that girl is hot"
-then the face is revealed
"aaaaaaaah, get the guillotine!"
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Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.
I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.
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When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it
My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined
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When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine
The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.
X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"
Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"
Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting
Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO