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A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
getting beaten in a fight or getting bashed
This guy talked back to a cop and got laid out.
To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.
Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!
Getting laid in Great Esker Park, North Weymouth, MA
After the party in the "res", me and Beth went behind a tree and I Eska Laid her realy good!
To be near death or very sick. To be physically or mentally ill, or both.
Dude was laid low for a while by that bad shit he got from Zak.
when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.
"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.
"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.
the following was based on a true story
what we live for but never achieve
john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard