Laid Train

A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.

Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."

Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"

Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.

Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.

Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!

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Laid out

getting beaten in a fight or getting bashed

This guy talked back to a cop and got laid out.

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Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.

Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!

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Eska Laid

Getting laid in Great Esker Park, North Weymouth, MA

After the party in the "res", me and Beth went behind a tree and I Eska Laid her realy good!

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laid low

To be near death or very sick. To be physically or mentally ill, or both.

Dude was laid low for a while by that bad shit he got from Zak.

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dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

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getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

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