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The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.
I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!
The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.
"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"
Super cute lottery ball cartoon characters here to bring you luck with winning the lottery.
Friends with million dollar benefits.
Mr. Millions is the President of the Lottery Peeps.
When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.
Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.
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Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.
For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
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It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.
Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .
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Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.