route 22

Running east to west through central New Jersey, it is probably one of the craziest highways you'll ever drive on. It's pretty much a highway mall because there are stores everywhere on it. Traffic comes from all directions and there are many traffic lights so you have to make sure to drive carefully. There is always something to do on 22.

"Wanna go bowling on Route 22?"
"Yeah and after that we can go to buy a boat down the road"

swag route

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that is usually short, makes the level HARDER instead of easier, and is very difficult to pull off. Is different from a secret way because a secret way usually makes the level free or easier, and can be quite long. Also a secret way is often mainly empty space while a swag route isn't.

I found a swag route in Deadlocked, click the second orb at the beginning super late and you can skip the first yellow jump pad.

Mail route

When a girl has tattoos starting on her hip leading down.

If you don’t know where to go just follow her mail route to the box.

the tomato route

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.

Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.

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Paper Route

Place where a dealer sells drugs from

I'm movin rocks on the paper route

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Route 24

A route 24 is when you gotta shit real bad so you pull over on the side of the highway, and drop a deuce in the woods.

Tommy: "Aw dude I was on my way to Steph's and I took a route 24."
Robbie: "What'd you use?"
Tommy: "Hand sanitizer, dunkin donuts napkins, and moist wipes from Outback."

scenic route

1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

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