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weather the storm

To reach the end of a tough situation without causing too much damage.

Do you think you can weather the storm, or should you just quit now?

by AnonymousToad October 30, 2022


weather weenie

A weather enthusiast who gets excited by extreme weather, but who has little or no knowledge of the science of meteorology.

Weenies often inhabit Internet message boards and issue "wishcasts", which are forecasts based on the author's desire for extreme weather. They try to justify their wishcasts with anecdotes and pseudoscience.

While professional forecasters examine computer models to make forecasts, weenies often treat the forecasters themselves as data sources upon which to form their wishcasts.

When an extreme weather event isn't going to plan, weenies will often react by issueing "bittercasts", which greatly overestimate the extent to which the supposed extreme weather has weakened.

Weenies are very self-absorbed and emotional, and become morbidly distraught when a forecasted extreme weather event doesn't pan out in their backyard. Even if the forecast was generally correct for surrounding areas, weenies will angrily denounce the forecasters.

Some made-up weenie quotes illustrating the terms:

Wishcasting

"I have a term paper due tomorrow that I haven't started yet, I think we'll get 3 feet of snow though, just look at the storm swirl on the satellite."

"When DT and LC and JB agree on a forecast, watch out!"

Bittercasting

"Well, we're getting dry slotted and it's hardly snowing. The storm's a bust. We'll end up with 1/4 inch."

(Later, weenie still gets a respectable 18 inches)

"We only got 18 inches instead of 36. WORST FORECAST EVER"

by VxG September 10, 2004

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Sweater weather

Bisexual anthem

*Sweater weather intensifies*
Rob: yea so I'm bisexual

by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ February 13, 2020

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Heartbreak weather

Heartbreak weather is an incredible album written by former band member Niall Horan. He is a cute Irish and incredibly talented and deserves the world. He wrote this album in 2020 which helped most of us get through the year. He wrote the album about a break up and the whole album from start to finish is a story. Best album in the world. Go stream heartbreak weather now!!!

“Hey, what’s your favourite album?”
heartbreak weather, it’s a masterpiece!!”

by 🇮🇪🇮🇪 February 7, 2021

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Gamer Weather

The weather (according to preference, usually High 40s, Low 60s) at which a gamer can open ones windows to participate in a comfortable gaming experience. This term was made after gamers ran into an issue where their PC, when playing a hard-to-run game, would heat up their room to an uncomfortable level.

Anthony: Hey Aaron, is it gamer weather outside? It's getting kinda hot in my room.
Aaron: Hell yeah it's gamer weather! It's 55 outside!

by asterquan March 29, 2020

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weather app

When somebody is in an awkward social situation on the weather app to make it look like they are texting

the weather app is looking sick right now”

by Shrekeycaca February 6, 2023

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sweater weather

an amazing song that is associated on tiktok with coming out as bi however not everyone who listens to it is so please don’t assume shit

pip- what’s your favourite song

me- sweater weather

pip- is this you coming out or ?

me- no it’s just a genuinely good song

by shitpeopledontwannaface February 24, 2021