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THE unstoppable force of nature. Can beat THANOS in seconds and with the snap of his fingers, all JUUls disappear.
Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.
He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!
Coach Luke is the most powerful being in all of the space time continuum.
someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses
coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too
To pack a bong or bowl of marijuana.
Yo ill Coach Bombay if you beat it out.
the name of the greatest pe teacher in the world. he is very muscular, and all of his students strive to be exactly like him. he is a beast in the weight room with an unknown bench press. but experts say it could be anywhere from 5000 to 7500 pounds
Yesterday, i saw coach gibbe benching 4500 pounds, while still using his shake weight.
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Always there for you, Coach Daddy is the answer to all of your questions. He always gives, never receives.
Help me, Coach Daddy!
I'll take some more meat please, Coach Daddy.
A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.
Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.
An asshole who has decided they want to make money by giving life advice and therapy to people without going through any accredited psychological education. Because no training or licensing is necessary, anyone regardless of mental state or wisdom can become a Life Coach. Many people gain the title by attending a few empowerment courses where they do things such as a fire walk, breaking boards in half or a trust fall. This gives them the street cred to begin counseling individuals in matters of relationships, career aspirations, finances, raising children and overcoming adversity.
Did you hear about Brad? He’s decided to leverage his experience of being a heavy drinker and porn addict by becoming a life coach. He’s running it out of his mothers basement.
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