See Alperson
When using theoretics, this doesn’t make sense
A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality
I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!
Not the bear everyone needs them to be
Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear
Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.
You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.
The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.
i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."