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Theoretics

See Alperson

When using theoretics, this doesn’t make sense

by CrucibleChronicles October 1, 2019


theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022


theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

by Uptrash November 19, 2017


Theoretical Pussy Lover

Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.

You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.

by BigStratz August 13, 2022


Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 6, 2023


theoretical thinker

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.

i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.

by thatonethot._v1 December 23, 2019


Theoretical Thottery

When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.

"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020