Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.
Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/
Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)
To throttle back and chill out.
“Never gonna stop thermaling.”
The worst thing you can possibly ever get on an HP computer. It also blacks out your computer screen too.
"AW FUCK I GOT ANOTHER THERMAL SHUTDOWN. I HATE THIS LAPTOP!!"
An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.
My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.
Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"
Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"