thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)

Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.

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thick

A female or even a male who has a very nice curvy shape. Or a nice way of some mean person saying someone is fat without offending them. More than likely it is a girl who has nicely sized hips, thighs, legs, breasts, and booty. But what the misunderstanding is that they have all these things and a small waist... that's not always the case. Someone can be a size 16 and be thick while another person can be that size and be fat. It mostly depends on a girl's height. Get That Right, A'ight?!!

-When a person is overweight and uncomfortable about their size, someone might say "You not fat u thick."
-Queen Latifah doesn't have a small waist, but she is not fat... she's THICK!!! :)

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thick

stupid or daft

she's superfine, yes - but thick as a brick

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Thick

A Person Is Dumb, Stupid Or Does Not Understand Something Simple

You Are Thick!

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Thick

a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid

a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.

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Thick

stupid, unintelligent, daft. someone who is thick (ie. stupid) is called a thicko.

guy: *walks into lampost*
guys friend: ur thick. thicko!

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thick

1. A woman with healthy, curvaceous and attractive features surrounding a woman's reproductive region, especially including enlarged buttocks, voluptuous thighs, big legs, and wide hips. This is usually in contrast to a relatively slender torso, resulting in a high hip-to-waist ratio and establishing an aesthetically fertile sexual profile.
2. A woman with a gratuitous amount of fat prominently located within her hindquarters, buttocks, and thighs in contrast to her upper body. A physique that is highly coveted by many women.
3. An incorrectly defined slender woman or anime character that should be defined as skinny, average, or thin. Ergo, not skinny, not average, not slender, not fit, and not slim. Such characters are usually depicted as wearing thigh-highs - aka zettai ryouiki - which enhances thin thighs by squeezing fat surrounding it and falsely suggesting additional curvaceousness where there isn't.

1. "She can make her ass clap so loud just from bouncing up and down. That girl is hella thick!"
2. "That girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"
3. "Anime characters are usually very skinny, tall, and not thick at all."