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Often Used In Situations Where People Are Acting Like Bitches Or Supporting Communism.
A Term Commonly Used By Patriots Alike. (Yankee Or Southerner)
The Term Was Used Greatly During The Road Trip Of 2007 To Visit Some Friends At Suny Cortland. The Five Friends Used The Term So Often It Became A Catch Phrase First At The College Itself, Then Grew On Everyone Across The Nation Of The United States Of America.
Origin Of The Phrase Can Be Found In A Episode Of South Park With Bat Dad. Stan's Dad Says "Sorry I Thought This Was America" While He Is Being Arrested For Fighting At A Little League Baseball Game.
Guy #1: Your Not Aloud To Date Your Sister!
Guy #2: This Is America Bitch!
Girl #1: What Makes You Think Your Getting Laid Tonight?
Guy #1: Well This Is America!
Girl #1: Your So Bold Take Me Now You Damn American.
Person: Hey I Want Free Health Care!
American: Sorry I Didn't Know This Was Communist Canada! Guess What?
Person: What? Canada Isn't Communist?
American: This Is America Isn't It?
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The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.
Yeah, America is pretty much going down the drain.
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The greatest coutry in the world. (or used to be anyways)
Thanks in part to George W. Bush, America is now the most hated country in the world. Poor presidential decisions have caused a war, a crappy economy, high gas prices, global warming, as well as a new low in stupidity.
America used to be a place that people were proud to call "home" but now, most people just say they're canadian when they're really American.
In america, a third-string QB for a pro football team will be paid roughly 6 times as much as a blue-collar worker who works hard every single day.
People would rather read about who Jennifer Anniston is currently dating, rather then the current situation in Iraq.
American kids all dream about how they want to be Pro sports players, not for the love of the game, but for the love of the money.
America is the only place where the more money that is dumped into schools, the dumber the children get.
The reputation of America has been forever tarnished, thanks to George W Bush.
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Full of inbred wankers that shoot up schools and are all fat shits that can’t stop eating and fucking each other’s sisters dirty pricks
I went to America yesterday and it was inbred central
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A country that promotes the introduction of democracy as a significant portion of their foreign affairs and relations agenda while taking counterproductive approaches of totalitarianism to do so.
Also refer to ethnocentrism for an understanding of most american citizens outlook pertaining ethnicity and cultural value.
Movie, Goodwill hunting NSA scene describes american foreign affairs while also summarizing George Bush's time in office.
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The Greatest Fuckin' Country in the World.
America.
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The country everyone loves to hate, hates to love, and will never stop bitching about
When nothing is wrong: America is so bad, they only focus on money
When shit hits the fan: America! Help!
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