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Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
The phenomenon when you want to hit rewind only to realize the experience was real life.
I would have rewound that but, oops, it was deja tivo.
When watching something pre-recorded on Tivo, or other related time shifting devices, the amount of time available to fast forward is the Tivo Juice.
I have an hour of Tivo Juice left to skip through the rest of the Super Bowl commercials.
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Replaying memories of films or television shows in one' s mind; usually with others as a group activity. Sometimes faulty or coded.
Group engaging in virtual tivo (example):
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.
I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.
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The man that only goes for baddest older bitches. However he is known to fumble the biggest bags of them all.
Tivo is always pulling the baddest bitches in the school as a sophomore! But he always fumbles. :/