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The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.
I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.
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Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.
Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."
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Tiger Woods. (n.). A drink with half and half mix of lemonade and black tea that is like the Arnold Palmer but fits better in a racially incorrect way, as in Woods is half yellow and half black, and gets a lot of tang, and didn't quite get away with it.
Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.
Tiger Woods (nee. Arnold Palmer)
Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.
Also called Island Tea Lemonade.
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A guy who failed to kick out a bunch of hot enough girls that offered sex to him. In other words, a guy who did what most men would do if ever given the chance. If he was white and this was France or Brazil, he'd be admired for being Manly Man No. 1 and the only thing people would be sorry for would be the fact that he got caught and that he offered a damn whiny apology to anybody else than his wife. But since this is the US and he's black and his wife is white, this is somehow so extremely despicable and uppity and nigger-needs-to-know-his-place.
Look there goes Tiger Woods. Since Our Holiness wouldn't even think of screwing those girls when they came up and asked for it, let's throw the first stone.
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A golfer who once was great, but now is about as good as Girls Aloud. He is ALWAYS frowning!
Someone get Tiger Woods some prozac. And HURRY!
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A beverage consisting of 1 part root beer and 1 part lemonade. Like an Arnold Palmer, but darker.
The restaurant was out of iced tea, so I ordered a Tiger Woods.
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A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.
Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.
"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"
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