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When someone's balls are tied up in a string and connected to an open door knob and when the door closes, it pulls the person's balls and it hurts violently. Used mostly as a torture method
Thad: This guy knows where my pocket pussy is and he's not saying. You know what that means.
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!
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When you hire a prostitute, then kill her and get your money back.
I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.
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A sock filled with feces, used to strike someone acros the face.
The act of striking someone with a sock full of feces.
I bet that guy is still pissed from the tijuana bullwhipping i gave him...That'll teach him to hit on my girl!
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v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.
Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.
When your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it
Mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? I need a ride to the store for some tequilla?
Mexican#2: not yet. I tried giving it a Tijuana tuneup last night and I think it's running worse now
The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.
I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.
When banging a Tijuana hooker from behind with a duster in her ass. You pull out and let the burro finish the show.
Baby I'm going to give you the Tijuana tickler with zebra strips tonight.