Toothy Tile

another word for gay men.

Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.

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tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

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tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll

Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!

Tile Skiing

Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet

One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.

Spackling the Tile

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

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night on the tiles

phrase-synonym of 'night on the town':
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.

As in 'The Enemy''s song, 'Be Somebody':
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"

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tile peeler

A vile and mephitic fart. A fart that stinks so badly, it will clear out a smoke-filled pool hall. Downright nasty fart.

Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."

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