βI Timo Werner you baby π«β
βLauren just told me she Timo Wernered her periodβ
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When Timo Werner decides to piss off every Chelsea fan by missing yet another open net.
You might want to stop watching the game now mate, Mount has just cut it back for Werner tap-in. Itβs Timo Time.
Literally means, βsoft/smooth hair;β Refers to individuals with this characteristic.
Abdi: βWhere did the guy, who was just here, go?β
Laila: βWhat guy?β
Abdi: βThe Timo Jileec.β
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Timo is the most Chonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.
timo why u so damn chonker youChonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.
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A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.
Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.
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It's a joke you make with your friends.
Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"
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Some guy in your class who is a massive weeb and is into catgirls
"Oh look over there, it's that guy who wants to fuck a catgirl"
"Oh that's Dirty Timo"
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