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A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.
Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.
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It's a joke you make with your friends.
Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"
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Some guy in your class who is a massive weeb and is into catgirls
"Oh look over there, it's that guy who wants to fuck a catgirl"
"Oh that's Dirty Timo"
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When you are waiting next to traffic light and guy punches you into solar without reason
You will not believe, I was in Prague and received Timo's punch
Usually mistaken as gay or Asian tends to be quite feminine at times.
That guy is so gay. His name must be Timo
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Do an intestinal irrigation with bath water and then let it run in your girlfriend's face.
When Timo was visiting Hoffenheim, he did the Tirty Timo during sexual intercourse.
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Small guy with a small cock. He is the human form of an ant.
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