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You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.
When the icy cold long dark nights drive you into a bar, following the night of blackout and regret(s). You find whore tinsel on your bed the next morning to come. Whore tinsel are singluar strands of hair from an unknown women you've slept with the night before.
Dude, I picked up this girl last night and when i woke up her whore tinsel were left in my bed.
Last night my man came home with some girls whore tensil on his clothes .#busted
A 'Tinsel Slapper' is someone who becomes very slutty during the festive season.
I heard that girl got with three guys last night, what a tinsel slapper!
Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.
Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?
"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.
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people with shiny braces that the light glares off in photos casuing a freaky blurr around the persons face in them,
often leads to angry glares from you friends and family when they see photos
person with camra: say cheese
common folk and braces girl: cheese
(snap)photo taken
common folk: lets see!
(look at photo)
all turn to glare at braces girl
common folk:Tinsel teeth!!
braces girl goes home and eats her feelings and eventually develpes a belly and a pair of cankels
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To be in a festive mood and bring out your tinsel tits.
Wow, have you seen Tia's decorations?! This season she has surely embraced her inner Tinsel Tits.
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During the chistmas season, pets and small children eat the shiny long strips of tinsel people used to decorate with, and pass them partially, leaving a series of strung festive turds connected to the anus,which must be pulled out by Mom when concerning kids, and by Dad when it's the doggy. This happened more often than not in the '70s; more of a rare occurrence nowadays, as tinsel isn't so popular.
Oh, look hunn, someone's got tinsel fanny! If it came out already, I guess she'll be fine.
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