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when a man sticks his dick between a girls tites and humps wildly untill seaman comes out on the girls face
"I was tite fucking this girl and her dog came in a liked my balls "
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Almost the same thing as lock-tite(TM)
- I have to admit i am not sure of the definition, I herd the word in the song Sublime - Same in the end
Rec-tite (tm) on my ass, and it makes me itch.
I believe this Rec-tite is making me itch.
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Noun:
When a girl's giving you head, resist the urge to let her swallow and plan to bust all over her face: paint her like a Geisha. Just as you're drowning her, smack her with a tire iron and knock her out. Don't offer the bitch a towel.
The next morning her mouth and eyes will be covered with crusty splooge and she won't be able to open either. Even if she's hearin you leave, she can't see you, or say anything.
Dude 1: "Hey man! What happened to you last night?!"
Dude 2: "I ended up going home with a scooter..."
Dude 1: "Aww man! That's gross. Are you gonna see her again?"
Dude 2: "Nah man! I gave that bitch some Loc-Tite!"
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A small dog named tito, that loves to party.
go tite man!
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To give someone of the opposite sex an exceptional sexual encounter.
Tonight I am going to bala tite Chrissy, I am putting her in a wheel chair forever.
I am a Bala Tite Superstar!
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v. to express exstrem disconfort
that ride was bitch titing
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Literally: Comparing the Size of Penises/Dicks.
A phrase in which Filipino parents compare the achievements of their children from the children of relatives and friends, thus gaining bragging points as a "good parent."
"Uy pinsan, narinig mo ba? Tamad ka raw sabi ng nanay ko."
(Hey cousin, have you heard? My mom said that you're lazy.)
"'Yan na naman nanay mo eh, nakikipaglakihan na naman ng tite."
(There goes your mom again, comparing her dick palakihan ng tite again.)