On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties
friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13
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On April 12, You show a man your titties and tell no one
Today is titties showing day
June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many titties as you can possibly suck and motorboat as many bitches as you can.
Yo bro June 24th is coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some titties day(June 24th)
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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
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A day in which it is perfectly acceptable to grab a person's tits.
Him: * grabs her tits *
Her: "WTF, THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE¡
Him:" it's national titty grab day, chill tf out"
Her: "ohhhhh, okay, fair enough then, grab 'em all you like"
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Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14
i cant im hanging with my girl
dude thats stupid
nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
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April 18th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic
person 1: Ay yo today’s national titty pics day
person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*
person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*
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