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wife

A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

by Rxer November 13, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wife

An awesome and beutiful person named carmen

i love my wifeโ™ฅ๏ธ

by smth cool ig October 15, 2020

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

by R. Kemp June 27, 2005

590๐Ÿ‘ 455๐Ÿ‘Ž


wifing it

used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you

Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.

by yeha November 14, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

by lojhvfhjjhfjgvchujg August 8, 2011

59๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.

Wanted: woman to be wife

by japtastic July 25, 2004

1508๐Ÿ‘ 1320๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

Your worst nightmare.

I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!

by 32121 November 20, 2015

24๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž