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Chris

The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off. Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Also quite beautiful.

OMG I meet a Chris last night!!
You lucky bitch who is he?

by SpLitZ for you January 3, 2009

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Chris

A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other

Wanna touch Chris?
Sure.

by Dr. STFU August 25, 2008

1018πŸ‘ 606πŸ‘Ž


Chris

An ugly kid who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting people’s conversations

Literally nobody:
Chris: Actually

by offietingz May 21, 2019

24πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Chris

The most loyal Such n such

Chris is the best at being loyal !

by Yolo ghe 200 August 2, 2018

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Chris

That one smart-ass friend you know that always has a comment for every situation.

"Tevn"
"How about fuck you"
"You don't say"
Anything that Chris has ever said to you

by Arthur Lemming October 15, 2012

26πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Chris

The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!

by The Chris Man 75657 August 28, 2008

8909πŸ‘ 5760πŸ‘Ž


chris

The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!

by hermionie June 14, 2005

12993πŸ‘ 8612πŸ‘Ž