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The markings left on a toilet bowl after a fairly aggressive bowel movement.
"I feel bad for the janitors at the mall. I left a big Scomo in the toilet that no amount of flushing will clear."
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Noun:
- The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the
punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in
Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist
50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he
came from an entirely different planet.
- A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you
sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's
and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an
expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of
'Millennial culture".
Adjective:
- Fuckface
- Substance-less piece of shit
- Mental ward inpatient
"Last night I was watching sky news and I think I'm gonna vote for the liberals now"
"You absolute ScoMo"
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"Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?"
"Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"
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some old fella who won't provide the needs for Australia to withstand the fires or anything.
"You from the media?, tell the prime minister to go and get fucked!, from nelligan"
"ScoMo is a fucking twat mate"
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It's a acronym for Scotty cuntface Ostrichfucker maccasshitter overlord or
prime minister Scott Morrison
Jen - "Scotty cuntface Ostrichfucker maccasshitter overlord is a piece of shit, he keeps holding staffers down on lounges for them to be raped"
Pastor Brian Houston- "Thats your husband you can't call him that"
Jen- "I'll just call him SCOMO then pastor"
Pastor Brian Houston-"that's better now suck this"
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The act of performing aggressive analingus to a prolapsed anus, usually involving insertive tongue to a detached rectum and primarily occurring following a prolonged anal fisting session between two or more adults.
“After Gary was done with wearing me like a puppet, he ScoMo’d my pink sock for another hour until it retreated back inside me.”
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Australia’s current prime minister
A man who’s handshake was rightfully refused by a firefighter.
Scomo: “stay in school, and stop protesting about climate change; it’s not like it’s gonna impact us”
Also Scomo: “you know what? Imma take my children out of school to go to Hawaii, while there’s a shit load of bushfires most likely caused by climate change, in the country I’m supposed to be leading.”
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Why are you telling me scomos? I saw you do it!
Had to scomo to the Mrs about this weekend.
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