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this is my actual name, and i am an unfortunate person who begrudgingly got stuck with this name.
Bob: Hey Shakira!
Shakira: Hey.
Bob: Shakira Shakira >in sing song voice<
Shakira: >slaps bob< no.
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She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW
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A beautiful young woman who is very independent and kind she can sometimes loose her temper and can show another side to her but this is on a rare occasion.Overall she is a pleasure to be around and has many friends as she is easy to get along with but be careful because she doesn’t like being compared to the singer and don’t get on her bad side!
“Shakira A kind hearted girl”
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A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.
HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!
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That one girl at school who everyone thinks is on drugs.
Ah, damn it, that girl Shakira is giving out weed again!
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A high quality piece of meat. A great singer and with the lyrics of a poet. Singing from the heart, soul, and body language. Above all, one great role model for women everywhere!
She's like a good drug one likes taking everyday.
Man1- MMM...I'll take that one.
Dealer- Hell of a choice. Our best yet.
Man2- Ah, yes, there's nothing like a good dose of Shakira.
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Shakira is a nice girl she is loving,cute,gorgeous..she does not tolerate foolishness she is a fun person to be around
Shakira doesn't care what people say or think of her...she is a good singer
Shakira is intelligent
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