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a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.
Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.
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Burned out,been up too long,ozoned,fried,out of it,worn to a frazzle,extreemely tired.
Man, I've gotta get to bed, I'm toast.
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(Noun) A copied picture that has been reposted on a group devoted towards pictures.
Dave White posted too many toasts, therefore he has been b&.
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Tits On A STick. Referring to a thin woman with large breasts (real or fake).
Yo, TOAST looking at you.
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Is she hot? Yeah man, TOAST.
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Toast is the ridiculous word used to describe a ridiculous situation or statement. When someone says something to you that you don't have an answer for, toast is the appropriate response.
Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
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a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
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(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.
I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.
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