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Usually the guy at the party that sticks his dick in his own asshole.
“Man did you see Tobias?”
“Yeah he was doing his thing in the bathroom”
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A guy who is kinda annoying! But you care for him anyways ! Good at gitar or whatever, but has a tired voice
Your a Tobias
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toe-bi-ass ; a toe that is bi and has an ass. He usually has a bowl cut but does not admit it. You will usually only see this majestic animal with basketball shorts on.
Jacob:Tobias what did you do with your hair?
Tobias:I got a hair cut
Jacob:That's a bowl cut
Tobias:STOP CALLING IT A BOWL CUT
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Tobias is a really kind person with a great personality. He cares about everyone around him and tries his best too make everyone happy. He’s a very geeky person who loves games and geeky TV shows. If you want a Tobias you just have too accept that he is very geeky.
“Tobias loves geeky TV shows.”
“You have too accept that Tobias is geeky.”
“Tobias is a very kind person.”
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the biggest simp you will ever meet. he will hang out with girls instead of his friends and get very defensive over any thing said about it.
"is that tobias hanging out with a girl"
"omg yeah i bet he is avoiding his friends to hang out with her"
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Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.
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1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.
2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.
"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"
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