To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant
Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman
A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.
He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.
Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.
“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”
the triangle formed by a woman's poon and her inner thighs
Damn, look at that toblerone holder, I'd like to bury my face in that!
The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.