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taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.
dude, you smell like shit. did you do another upside down toilet seat?
yeah, it was fun.
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When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
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The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
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Used when one receives major amounts of ass.
man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."
Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
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when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
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for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)
He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.
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