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toilet

A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.

"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"

by blickery July 13, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet

The place where all of your problems are solved

Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet

by ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ June 24, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 12, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 7, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet

pissnpoop in it

Im poopin on the Toilet!

by dahdhfhzdhs October 21, 2021


Toilet

A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.

I blew up the toilet, don't go in there for a week.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019