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What Brendan Wilson calls his penis.
I want that Tom Cruise inside me.
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A stupid hot guy who is stupid enough to believe in the stupid scientology thing and....convert Katie his poor unsuspecting to be wife.
gawd i hate that stupid tom cruise
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A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.
Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"
Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"
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An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).
Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.
Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"
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Overrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth
Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun
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A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.
Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.
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A verb used to describe a situation when a homosexual male, who also happens to be "in the closet", begins going out with a girl in order to attempt to prove that he is not a homosexual. Usually, when a man is Tom Cruising, everyone already knows that he's gay, except for him.
The origin of the term comes from Tom Cruise, who was criticized about his sexuality and soon afterward married Katie Holmes. Many people still believed he was homosexual though, and the phrase was born.
Justin Bieber is Tom Cruising.
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