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69 Tombstone

When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.

Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."

John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"

Jane - "Yeah Maybe"

by Rob123 February 14, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tombstone Jesus

Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.

Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus

by Dcw fan November 16, 2022


Tombstone derby

A tombstone derby is an event where you and your friends take a car for each contestant to a cemetary, you drive through the cemetery taking out as many stones as you can, the larger the more points. Loser has to explain the game to the cops when it's all over.

The boys and I are going on a tombstone derby

by Dank-chicken-nuggies January 19, 2020


rolling tombstone

Vehicle with signs on the windows indicating that it's dedicated to the memory of someone deceased. Usually has birth/death dates on it.

Dude 1: Hey man, look at that rolling tombstone ahead of us.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.

by Yo Black Daddy May 11, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egyptian tombstone

The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.

Bรฆ tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last nightโ€ฆ

by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014


Tombstone piledriver

It is a smack which was introduced by many wrestlers. In this smack one have to turn over the opponent's head between the legs and then have to pull the legs of opponent's upwards so that the opponents head would hang .then you have to be kneel down so that you have to struck opponent's head in the ground.

Undertaker gave tombstone piledriver tp triple h in their match

by Tombstone piledriver August 31, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012