Tom

Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

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Tom

Doppelgänger of the grinch who sticks his stinky in a lot of pinkies. He sucks at fifa.

‘Oh dear, im glad im not as Tom as you’.

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Tom

Please see simp for more info

"Look at Tom over there."
"What about him?"
"I heard this fucker doesn't get any pussy."
"What a simp."

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Tomming

Someone who is always on their phone even if they are with their friends.

Guy 1: Dude stop tomming
Guy 2: I can't!

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Tom

The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.

Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

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tom tom

noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo

I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.

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Tom

An amazing boyfriend who loves you and cares for you. He often plays video games and he has brown hair.

Someone like him is hard to find but once you fall in love u never want to leave him. His birthday is usually in the winter and he has brown hair.

That boy is such a Tom
I know
Ninja has ligma

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