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Someone who loves the SEND. A guy who lives for the weekend.
This dude just drank a liter of vodka and smoked 4 bowls and is crossed like a crossword puzzle. He's screaming Rowley at the top of his lungs and acting like Joe Biden's son after he snorted a line of Russian coke. What an absolute Tommy.
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Lying to people by telling them you have a job when you don't; Unemployed; No job havin ass.
Derived from the Sitcom Martin and one of its cast members Tommy Strawn.
Yo, I heard you Tommy right now. It's cool you ain't gotta lie. I'll hook you up wit my connect on BV.
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Someone named Thomas is genuinely a nice person but Thomas’ that go by Tommy are the actual devil. They are sociopaths lurking within the public. They will murder you in cold blood.
Tommy’s are also not very smart. They throw around the insult “mental” when they are the most mental out of everyone. Tommy’s tend to try and reason with everyone and everything. A popular catchphrase used by a Tommy is “LISTEN.”
A non-Tommy: That’s not the way to do it
Tommy: LISTEN
A non-Tommy: Just let me help you out there, buddy
Tommy: L I S T E N
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He is a good man if he was not so...dirty minded...it’s always pussy
Person: let’s name him...
tommy: pussy
Person: DAMN IT TOMMY
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A person who is ALLWAYS awkward and tries to stir the pot when a plan is set and is to lazy to do things which is very simple and is a fucking idiot
Tommy:"whit a don't want to see the Simpson"
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Girl: Ohhh Look at him
Girl 2: Yeah he's gonna be my Tommy
Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.
When I walked in on Tommy in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge!
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