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Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.
Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."
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A sexual position in which a girl gets down and whispers into the male's ear about how good he is at call of duty while she gives him a hand job in which ranch is used as the lube of choice. To fully complete the position a picture of the male's father must be present and pointing awkwardly at the couple.
-Damnit how is this bitch gonna be able to Tommy me later, we're out of ranch dressing.
-Dude where's that picture of my dad, this skank from the bowling alley is going to come over and give me a tommy later.
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world famous (to LA) chilli fries and burgers. smells like armpit but addictive as crack cocaine.
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Tommy. what a name. the best name you can name your son if hes incredibly handsome, charming and sophisticated. not only is he all of the above- he has an incredibly big dick. Tommy is the type of guy you want your daughter to go out with as he has his head fixed on and is an unbelievable baller. he is the goat. unbelievably confident with style #stylish #goat
my dear daughter, get with a tommy
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A real Reese's pieces ass nigga. Usually don't give a damn and gets the poon on the daily.
See that guy? Yeah that's a Tommy fashow man!
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A "Tommy" is a British soldier. The Krauts used to call'em that during WW1/WW2. "Tommy Atkins" was supposed to be a typical British name.
"ACHTUNG!! Tommys are attacking!
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