A really shite film so shite its hilarious my god I was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. Has many clasic moments.
Lets watch tongan ninja tonight.
34👍 17👎
A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit
only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".
and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass
12👍 12👎
When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk.
"Hay man what are you drinking?"
"Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong"
8👍 25👎
Massive quadriceps.
That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.