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Tonsil Hammer

A long, fat, engorged and rigid cock.

I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.

My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.

I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020


tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007


Tonsil Stick

Long, fat cock. The skull fucking kind. Known to pound and bruise the tonsils.

Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.

I couldnโ€™t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017


tonsil surprise

When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.

The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.

In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.

I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".

by Jimmy DeLarge September 1, 2008

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tonsil shower

When a girl swallows after giving you oral.

Dude...she's not that hot but I'd give her a tonsil shower.

by Jason Boze May 28, 2005

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tonsil hockey

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.

Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.

by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

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tonsil painting

The act of nut busting in someone's mouth. Shooting a load down someone's throat. See protein paint.

I slammed my meat pipe down her throat 'til I was tonsil painting.

by bust-a-nut babe December 12, 2006

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