Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth

When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when

they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel

the need to dish out some oppression to those who are

declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and

giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a

one trick pony wage slave acts like a

big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom

or mops the floor.

Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.

When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.

And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.

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One Trump is one too many.

A phrase that implies that the world doesn’t need more fake billionaires, more corrupt leaders, more serial liars, more narcissists, more racists, and more white supremacists, but rather more God-fearing and honest heads of state who give a damn about something other than benefiting themselves and their oft-shady businesses.

Although President Biden told the world that America is back on the world stage, however, US allies feel ambivalent about this new political normal, because for them, one Trump is one too many.

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too many turns of the coat hanger

The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.

No more contraceptive

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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

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80 to 90 times is too many times

a phrased used to say something has happened too many times. replace "times" with noun of your choice

80 to 90 times is too many times

80 to 90 shits is too many shits

80 to 90 plumpkins is too many plumpkins

80 to 90 Mexicans is too many Mexicans

80 to 90 "know'm sayin" is too many "know'm sayin"s

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Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

too many bees in his/her/my honey

While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.

Man you are a great person and all, but you have "too many bees in his/her/my honey" tonight!

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