To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling
With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.
Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen
The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.
A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)
Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!
Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)
Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!
Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"
The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.
“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”
“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”
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When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call
Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred