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Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips
those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.
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At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.
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Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.
Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.
Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.
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When two partners cuddle while they are topless.
Tom and Sarah always do topless cuddles while watching television.
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When a freshman slut decides to walk around topless at frat houses, after being double teamed by several of their members.
Bruh 1- Hey did see that girl Tiffany here last night.
Bruh 2- Who?
Bruh 1- You know topless Pam.
Bruh 2- O yeah she gave me head and then ran around naked.
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An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.
I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."
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To put the top down on a vehicle.
It was the first nice day of the week, so Jim decided to go topless on his way to work.
When the weather gets above 70 degrees, many locals decide to go topless.
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