torched

The absolute highest form of pwnzoration. The differen't levels are as follows:

owned
served
Pwned
QWNED
T O R C H E D !

Taken from family guy in the episode where Meg has to babysit Stewie, and whines about having to stay home and claiming she has "better things to do." Then Lois tells her, "Now Meg, we all know you don't have any better things to do", and Peter comes in and says "OHH MEG, SHE TORCHED YOUR ASS.. SHE TTOORRCCHHEEDD YOUR ASs!"

<Tom> "Hey, we should go out some time Julie"

<Julie> "Yeah, I'll think about it ............ Ohhhh My stomach! ouchh"

<Tom> "Whats wrong baby??"

<Julie> "I thought about it"

<Enter Mike> "OOOoooooOoo, Tom, She TORCHED your ass,, shee TORCHED your ass"

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torch

British term for penis.

My own mother rejects me, simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bum-bum! Good-day!

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Torched

The state of being really mad at someone, or something. But either way being angry.

"That bitch cheated on me."
"You sad?"
"No, I'm just torched!"

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torch

flaming faggot

ja rule is a sick torch

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torch

v. a slang term for a 'flasher', a term for a male, normally heavily overweight, who gets his penis out on a webcam. This genous is also prone to drum-banging and stalking. He is known to often comment on spending time with his 'bestests'. A definite indication of torchism is a delusion of a physical similarity to Daniel Beddingfield.

penis ant-eater shaped appendage commonly found on the torch genous

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torching

Smoking massive amounts of Jamaican kush

-Yo lets get to torching!

- Alright I'm ready to get torched

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torched

a word describing your gramatic defeat

Joe: see i told that 9+5=12

Kenny: nahh my dude its 14

Joe: ohh yeah

Kenny: your so torched, don't you feel dumb

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