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Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.

‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*

by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021


Tow truck gang

Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day

Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work

by Tow truck gang January 28, 2018


Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015


The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019