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A piece of shit car that's "Moving Forward" into hell.
Any american who buys a toyota needs to be beaten with a stick, pissed on, and then beaten again.
Look at my toyota! It's mpg is higher than my IQ, and it's so roomy inside that I can buttfuck two gay men while driving to my mom's house for an orgy!
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Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.
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Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
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A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!
Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!
Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!
Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!
Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)
Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
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A support system for a stainless steel exhaust tip for those who have micro dicks. A cramped little shitbox with a 5cc sewing machine motor. Something to bolt a grocery cart handle to while the zit faced asslick behind the wheel pretends that it's a spoiler.
I think I just squashed another Toyota.
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A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
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Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.
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