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noun: cars driving in heavy traffic. a combination of traffic and full.
The city we were driving through was very traffical.
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This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.
“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”
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When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
When multiple smoking devices cohabit the same area causing disturbances in the marijuana-time continuum.
Tension can only be relieved when someone takes a massive rip.
Man, there's massive bong traffic in this room, someone has to hit the bong.
A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.
"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."
The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.
"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."
Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.
*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"
"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
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