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New Trier Township High School is a temple of beauty and love, whereas its neighboring school, Loyola, are stout Catholics who are too short to pull their big heads out of their even bigger asses. New Trier's large community accepts people from any race or background for who they are. The inferior school, Loyola, is full of outcasts who can't humble themselves to fit in with the majority. They sleep with their teachers just so they can have a chance at being as successful as New Trier graduates.
Guy 1: Damn! Those New Trier High School boats kicked ass! I'm glad we were smart enough to back out of a one-on-one competition with them!!
Guy 2: What about those girls?? I think I just died and went to heaven!
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A high school on the North Shore of Chicago. It is for kids who applied to prep school on the East Coast and didn't make it in, and are just not cool enough for the better Loyola Academy. Full of stuck up bitches who think they are better than everyone else.
Boy 1: "Yes, I got into Exeter for next year!!"
Boy 2: "Damn I got rejected from Deerfield Academy. Looks like I'm going to New Trier High School. I would go to Loyola but if I can't get into Deerfield I might as well just give up."
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Where the grades are high and students are higher and they only talk about mental health
Oh yeah new trier that’s the place where they only talk about mental health and all the students are high
An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.
Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?
Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
A place where the popular kids and athletes are nothing but a bunch of pathetic drug addicts, alcoholics, brats, sluts, and criminals.
Guy 1: You hear about New Trier?
Guy 2: You mean Crime High?