Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

trout

A term used to refer to girls/women by men whilst out on the pull.

"Mate, the trout is quality in here tonight!"

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Trouting

The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.

"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"

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trout

An ugly and usually old woman

1) Look at that old trout
2) I don't fancy that moose she's an old trout

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trout

to drop a stink nugget in the shower and watch it swim downstream

Holy Shit! Maria laid a trout in the dorm showers!

I couldn't hold it anymore, I had to trout it out.

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trouting

to lie ontop of one's friend/ partner (preferrably not strangers as it could get a tad awkward) and flop your body up and down like a wet fish, being sure to keep your arms straight at your sides at all time. Often used to initiate sexy time.

i felt a tad uncomfortable when i woke up to find the guy i pulled last night trouting me.

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Trout

Just means a type of fish. Not a synonym for "truth"

The trout swam merrily up the stream

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