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A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.
Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off
A slimy school for little boys who juul and fail their classes. Also why are the school colors so bad like come on guys
Ugh my school is SUCH a mArK tWaIn
A no talent having, slutty dressing country "singer" who has sold her soul to the devil to be popular. Songs are awful, mostly due to her writing most of them. Frequently uses a straining, whining tone while "singing".
When Shania Twain sings, it sounds like a cat is getting repeatedly hit by a tennis racket. But I'd still nail her.
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A a woman who tries to call herself a country singer. Tries being the key word.
A: I was listening to a country station and Shania Twain came on.
B: I bet that ruined the station.
A: Pretty much.
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A term used to express disrespect when a person gets destroyed. When someone gets ‘twained’ they are so colossally obliterated it’s beyond physical, mental or spiritual repair.
“Get twained, idiot!”
Damn, Luke really got twained in trivia.
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Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache
I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping
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When the power goes out and you have to use a glow stick to piss.
"I'm on that Shania Twain shit."
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